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collegehumor:

Dogs Imitating Sirens: The Supercut

You know when you’re a Dog, hangin’ out doing Dog Stuff and you hear another dog howling at you from far away? And then your owner is like “No, Dog, that is not a dog that’s a Siren” but you just howl back anyway to your new friend? And then your owner decides to film you? Ugh. #ThingsOnlyDogsWillUnderstand

collegehumor:

Because why not combine the two things you dread the most?

Read the 7 Exercises You Can Do While Pooping In Public

I just want to help people improve their lives so I wrote this.

collegehumor:

As if taking pictures with your family wasn’t unfortunate enough…

This New Trend of Posing In Front of Disasters HAS to Stop [Click to finish]

After a wedding photographer in Oregon used a spreading Wildfire to create a set of particularly dramatic images, posing in front of horrible disasters has now become a trend but this Family has taken it way too far.

collegehumor:

Man’s best friend is a cartoon’s worst nightmare.

Finish reading If Cartoon Pets Were Real Pets

Wrote this article because I always wanted a cartoon pet as a child.

andybankin:

Here’s a more or less 4/20 themed short film that I filmed on 4/20 of 2013, and didn’t bother editing until 4/20 of 2014, because I’m the kind of jerk that does that sort of thing. Happy 4/20, you dirty pot-smoking hippies.

I was in this! Twice! 

collegehumor:

One backpack strap? REALLY?
Read The 6 Stages Of Judging Strangers In Public

I don’t talk to strangers, I just judge them from afar… so I wrote this article.

collegehumor:

One backpack strap? REALLY?

Read The 6 Stages Of Judging Strangers In Public

I don’t talk to strangers, I just judge them from afar… so I wrote this article.