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collegehumor:

Dogs Imitating Sirens: The Supercut

You know when you’re a Dog, hangin’ out doing Dog Stuff and you hear another dog howling at you from far away? And then your owner is like “No, Dog, that is not a dog that’s a Siren” but you just howl back anyway to your new friend? And then your owner decides to film you? Ugh. #ThingsOnlyDogsWillUnderstand

collegehumor:

Because why not combine the two things you dread the most?

Read the 7 Exercises You Can Do While Pooping In Public

I just want to help people improve their lives so I wrote this.

collegehumor:

As if taking pictures with your family wasn’t unfortunate enough…

This New Trend of Posing In Front of Disasters HAS to Stop [Click to finish]

After a wedding photographer in Oregon used a spreading Wildfire to create a set of particularly dramatic images, posing in front of horrible disasters has now become a trend but this Family has taken it way too far.

collegehumor:

Man’s best friend is a cartoon’s worst nightmare.

Finish reading If Cartoon Pets Were Real Pets

Wrote this article because I always wanted a cartoon pet as a child.

andybankin:

Here’s a more or less 4/20 themed short film that I filmed on 4/20 of 2013, and didn’t bother editing until 4/20 of 2014, because I’m the kind of jerk that does that sort of thing. Happy 4/20, you dirty pot-smoking hippies.

I was in this! Twice! 

collegehumor:

One backpack strap? REALLY?
Read The 6 Stages Of Judging Strangers In Public

I don’t talk to strangers, I just judge them from afar… so I wrote this article.

collegehumor:

One backpack strap? REALLY?

Read The 6 Stages Of Judging Strangers In Public

I don’t talk to strangers, I just judge them from afar… so I wrote this article.

collegehumor:

Something smells in here.
Read So You Stepped In Dog Shit In Public. Now What?

Wrote this shitty article for collegehumor!
(get it… shitty? like shit. like poop. dog poop?)

collegehumor:

Something smells in here.

Read So You Stepped In Dog Shit In Public. Now What?

Wrote this shitty article for collegehumor!

(get it… shitty? like shit. like poop. dog poop?)